Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped teething.
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
No public interest is anything other or nobler than a massed accumulation of private interests. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity about one of those. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
Always do right–this will gratify some and astonish the rest. message to Young People’s Society, Greenpoint Presbyterian Church, Brooklyn, New York, February 16, 1901 ~ Mark Twain Quotes
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates–1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don’t know what happened on either occasion. ~ Mark Twain Quotes
