Enjoy Best Top Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein !

1. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe
   

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2. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
   

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3. Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
   

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4. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
   

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5. If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z – keeping your mouth shut.
   

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6. Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.
   

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7. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
   

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8. Love is a better teacher than duty.
   

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9. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
   

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10. If the facts don’t fit the theory, Change the facts
    

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11. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
    

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12. I am a deeply religious nonbeliever – This is a somewhat new kind of religion
    

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13. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking
    

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14. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
    

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15. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
    

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